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2006-02-11T22:27:00.000-06:00

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2006-02-08T07:37:00.000-06:00

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2006-01-28T02:52:00.000-06:00

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2006-01-16T08:44:00.000-06:00

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LOL - Yeah I think my vote goes for "Clocky" out o...

2005-12-28T15:56:00.000-06:00

LOL - Yeah I think my vote goes for "Clocky" out of all of those...interesting...choices Phoenix ha ha!

Not to sure about the P-Mate, though...

OK....I would say I can't believe I;m telling you ...

2005-12-27T20:40:00.000-06:00

OK....I would say I can't believe I;m telling you this, but we both know I'll say anything. so here goes....peeing while running: actually is going off the road, trail, whatever...behind a tree, bush, etc. you stand w/ your legs wide apart and pull the crotch of your running shorts over and just let it flow. needless to say, this involves "drip-drying", but on a "long run" 10 or more miles, you're sweating pretty bad anyway, so you don't care at that point.

Dad had some neighbors that could have used the P-...

2005-12-24T21:02:00.000-06:00

Dad had some neighbors that could have used the P-mate.

When he was little, we'll say 60 years ago, one of the neighboring families had three girls. One day one of the girls decided she'd try to pee in a pop bottle.

She made a mess. Her dad found it. All he said was, "Which one of you girls was vain enough to think she could pee in a pop bottle?"

MERRY CHRISTMAS!Have a wonderful holiday weekend!

2005-12-23T21:41:00.000-06:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Have a wonderful holiday weekend!

Have a very Merry Christmas, Phoenix. I hope Sant...

2005-12-23T19:26:00.000-06:00

Have a very Merry Christmas, Phoenix. I hope Santa brings you everything you wished for...

Looks like the P-mate might be the IN gift this Ch...

2005-12-23T16:38:00.000-06:00

Looks like the P-mate might be the IN gift this Christmas. It will revolutionize urination for females all over the globe!!!!!!!!

I think we'll be buying the P Mate for my wife.Tha...

2005-12-23T13:42:00.000-06:00

I think we'll be buying the P Mate for my wife.

Thanks Phoenix!

Well, I received my P-mate today, and I am one ver...

2005-12-22T14:45:00.000-06:00

Well, I received my P-mate today, and I am one very satisfied customer. My hubby walked in while I was peeing in a stand-up position, and he knew that nothing would ever be the same around here again. Even my kids are looking at me differently. I think they all fear me.
"I'm Jamie Dawn. I pee standing up, and that makes me a force to be reconed with! As God is my witness, I will never be squatting again!!"

The above comment may or may not be true.

You should create a catalogue or on-line shopping ...

2005-12-22T11:48:00.000-06:00

You should create a catalogue or on-line shopping site for these very useful items!!
I'm considering purchasing some myself.

I dunno about these things, but I want one of thos...

2005-12-22T11:41:00.000-06:00

I dunno about these things, but I want one of those sweeping/mopping robots for the house!

I'm liking "Seed of Clocky" as the prototype looks...

2005-12-22T11:24:00.000-06:00

I'm liking "Seed of Clocky" as the prototype looks like an elongated piece of moss with wheels.

Maybe they can take the same sort of concept with potato chips. If you've had more than a handful, the bag with wheels closes up and takes off.

If you happen to finally catch the bag of chips, you've at least burned some calories.

BTW, I already have one of those alarm clocks that...

2005-12-22T11:15:00.000-06:00

BTW, I already have one of those alarm clocks that runs away. It's called my cat..

It's all in the hips... and the quads ;-)

2005-12-22T11:05:00.000-06:00

It's all in the hips... and the quads ;-)

Okay, the alarm clock that runs away from you stil...

2005-12-22T10:30:00.000-06:00

Okay, the alarm clock that runs away from you still has me laughing. What an awesome invention.

You know that Clocky thing ? Well I have visions o...

2005-12-22T02:00:00.000-06:00

You know that Clocky thing ? Well I have visions of that contraption being used as the central character for some surreal horror movie.

A killer clock roaming the bedrooms for half conscious victims.

I'll start writing the script now...and there's a list of titles I can use.

"Son Of Clocky"
"Bride Of Clocky"
"Seed Of Clocky"
etc......

I like the doggy cell phone ... sadly, I actually ...

2005-12-21T19:09:00.000-06:00

I like the doggy cell phone ... sadly, I actually know some people who will get this as soon as they hear about it!

-- david

OK, this whole women peeing like men thing has int...

2005-12-21T17:37:00.000-06:00

OK, this whole women peeing like men thing has intrigued me...

Pissy, so did you pee while you ran? You peed in your running shorts? I'm still trying to figure that out. I'm trying to imagine anyone - man or woman - just peeing in their shorts as they round a corner during a marathon.

The other ladies that say they can pee standing up, how is that possible? You must do Super-Mega Kegels or something. Or it could be one of those 'extra muscle' things, like how some people can wiggle their ears.

My new puppy needs a cellphone. Yeah. I can pee my...

2005-12-21T15:58:00.000-06:00

My new puppy needs a cellphone. Yeah.

I can pee my name in the snow without one of those contraptions.. ;-)

I think Tom Cruise has been slipping Katie some of...

2005-12-21T14:23:00.000-06:00

I think Tom Cruise has been slipping Katie some of that Magneuro 16-S. Sounds just like something he'd be alllll about!

Back years ago when I ran regularly, I learned how to pee standing up b/c of those long runs training for my one and only marathon. Of course I had running shorts on so that made it easier... :)

very visual NG...That p-mate is hilarious.Although...

2005-12-21T11:13:00.000-06:00

very visual NG...

That p-mate is hilarious.Although in the movie "the full monty" this one woman manages to aim and pee into the urinal on the wall.* I have never tried this btw, It just came to mind.

They TOTALLY have something with the p-mate. I li...

2005-12-21T09:22:00.000-06:00

They TOTALLY have something with the p-mate. I live with 3 men and am totally jealous of the Joy of Penis at times.

Particulcarly when I am performing the Woman Balancing Act (no tush on seat)in a 100 degree Johnnie on the Spot that smells like ASS. There is a pile of someone else's POOP looking up at me and my purse strap is soaking up someone else's urine on the floor.

yummy. Sorry for the disturbing visual?!

PMate... hmmm, may look into that ;) He he