Comments on The Phoenix: Head of the Class...NOT!

Lol, so you used to teach! Awesome! Did I tell y...

2006-01-13T09:01:00.000-06:00

Lol, so you used to teach! Awesome! Did I tell you I love your blog yet, cause I do:)

LMAO , some of those quotes are so funny , I could...

2006-01-07T11:53:00.000-06:00

LMAO , some of those quotes are so funny , I couldnt be a teacher, I havent the patience at all.

Germinate: To become a naturalized German.Pure Gen...

2006-01-06T13:43:00.000-06:00

Germinate: To become a naturalized German.

Pure Genius.

Bwahahahaha! All those are classic! I'm so glad ...

2006-01-06T11:11:00.000-06:00

Bwahahahaha! All those are classic! I'm so glad you held on to them!

Sure, no problem...link away.

2006-01-06T06:59:00.000-06:00

Sure, no problem...link away.

Phoenix, I may just have to link you... every post...

2006-01-06T03:43:00.000-06:00

Phoenix, I may just have to link you... every post I read makes me laugh. That OK with you?

well, now we know where the people they interview ...

2006-01-06T01:47:00.000-06:00

well, now we know where the people they interview on Street Smart got their educations, I want my tax money back --

best that I ever got when teaching at a private college while I was in college: "Mary Magdalene died for our sins."

That was great!!! I loved them all...can't pick a ...

2006-01-05T21:33:00.000-06:00

That was great!!! I loved them all...can't pick a favorite! LOL!

Hilarious...The cashiers of tomorrow!

2006-01-05T20:08:00.000-06:00

Hilarious...The cashiers of tomorrow!

Those make me feel a lot better about my days in s...

2006-01-05T19:47:00.000-06:00

Those make me feel a lot better about my days in science class. I never suggested the burning of deacons, and Oxy-GIN?? Good grief!

Back when I was in geography class, the teacher pointed to the map and asked, "Can anyone tell me what country this is and the name of this river?"
My friend's hand shot up,
"That is Nigger-ia (she was meaning Nigeria, of course) and the Nigger River." She was not trying to be funny, and she was not at all racist. She was just a MORON!!!!!

Phoenix, I read this post early this morning but b...

2006-01-05T18:45:00.000-06:00

Phoenix, I read this post early this morning but because of computer probs at work I wasn't able to leave a comment. Just wanted to let you know that the hot coffee shooting out of my nose was not a pleasant experience. You should post warnings about drinking and reading your blog at the same time. It can be dangerous! hee-hee

When I was an English teacher, I found these funny...

2006-01-05T18:17:00.000-06:00

When I was an English teacher, I found these funny test answers in a few books. Many of them can be found all over the internet these days. I showed them to my Freshman during orientation. The ones I put up on the overhead were all grammatical mistakes and other writing blunders, such as:

"Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped."

Where did you teach, the Comedic School of Arts?

2006-01-05T18:09:00.000-06:00

Where did you teach, the Comedic School of Arts?

Best 'Breakfast Club' line:"Such an obscene gestur...

2006-01-05T16:57:00.000-06:00

Best 'Breakfast Club' line:

"Such an obscene gesture from such a pristine girl."

Molly's ticked and replies, "I'm not THAT pristine."

Molly Ringwald was my first major crush.Is there s...

2006-01-05T16:17:00.000-06:00

Molly Ringwald was my first major crush.

Is there some ointment I can take for it ?

Ben

Makes me doubt our educational system even more!LO...

2006-01-05T15:48:00.000-06:00

Makes me doubt our educational system even more!

LOL!

Good one! LOL!Of course, the Einstein quote at th...

2006-01-05T15:47:00.000-06:00

Good one! LOL!
Of course, the Einstein quote at the end just wraps it up nicely :)

Spring had just come to central Ohio. I stepped in...

2006-01-05T15:24:00.000-06:00

Spring had just come to central Ohio. I stepped into the garage and, based on the smell, thought "There's a dead cat in here." I knew this not because I can determine type of dead animal based on smell, but because, well, something was dead in the garage, and we'd been missing a cat.

I found him. He had magnets in his eyes which set off my gag reflex.

Hilarious!!

2006-01-05T15:18:00.000-06:00

Hilarious!!

You guys are funny...I was an English teacher, so ...

2006-01-05T14:57:00.000-06:00

You guys are funny...

I was an English teacher, so I got to teach cool stuff like "Romeo and Juliet" and "Of Mice and Men."

I was notorious for acting out parts...you guys should see me do Lenny - it's part Waterboy, part Sling Blade.

I'm Just a Bill is my favorite.

2006-01-05T14:26:00.000-06:00

I'm Just a Bill is my favorite.

Phoenix...that was hilarious! But perhaps it was ...

2006-01-05T14:23:00.000-06:00

Phoenix...that was hilarious! But perhaps it was the teacher that wasn't teaching, not the students not learning. ;-). Just kidding. I would imagine you'd be an amazing teacher and make science interesting and entertaining, just like on your blog.

You mean we don't use maggots to hang our kids dra...

2006-01-05T14:20:00.000-06:00

You mean we don't use maggots to hang our kids drawings on the fridge????? :D

"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a...

2006-01-05T13:05:00.000-06:00

"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.'

That one had me on the floor.

I haven't even been to Vette's...I just saw an add...

2006-01-05T12:34:00.000-06:00

I haven't even been to Vette's...I just saw an add for them in one of those St. Charles flyers we get. They do karaoke on Saturdays...I DEFINITELY will go there and order the bourbon chicken sandwich.

With a name like "loveschoolhouserock," you were destined to get all four correct. Way to go!

My favorite schoolhouse rock songs:
1)Interjections!
2)Lolly, Lolly, Lolly Get Your Adverbs Here
3)Conjunction Junction
4)I'm Just a Bill
5)Them Not So Dry Bones