Comments on The Phoenix: The Abduction of Bob, Part III

Bob....You didn't even get dinner & a movie!!! Wa...

2006-04-07T16:48:00.000-05:00

Bob....You didn't even get dinner & a movie!!! Way to go man! From: Beam me Up!!!

They say the truth is out there, I think it's the ...

2006-02-22T18:48:00.000-06:00

They say the truth is out there, I think it's the darn anal probes you got to watch for!

What is with aliens and arses? Don't they have some coll scanning devices?

Mik

good for ya mate :)Keshi.

2006-02-20T22:18:00.000-06:00

good for ya mate :)

Keshi.

I just have one question about all of this - is Bo...

2006-02-20T15:19:00.000-06:00

I just have one question about all of this - is Bob's anus really considered a "sex organ"?

rocky, thanks buddy. I think you mean his drawing ...

2006-02-20T15:04:00.000-06:00

rocky, thanks buddy. I think you mean his drawing of her was a "hooters."

stacy, yeah - the thing was 3 feet. No further explanation necessary.

fuckkit, Go to any gay products website.

psychic, thanks so much. Live long and prosper.

NWG, thanks darlin'. I hear there a tons of aliens in Las Vegas...the illegal variety.

Phred, it took a brave soul to share his anal probing story. Just be glad he didn't re-enact it using pladoh figures.

Dongley, um...sure. Nice new profile pic, by the way.

David Hasselhoff gets crazy tail.

2006-02-20T14:45:00.000-06:00

David Hasselhoff gets crazy tail.

I think Bob is very brave to share his Anal Probin...

2006-02-20T14:25:00.000-06:00

I think Bob is very brave to share his Anal Probing stories with us.

glad you're back, my dear...

2006-02-20T14:17:00.000-06:00

glad you're back, my dear...

Shit, I love your blog! But I am affraid that I am...

2006-02-20T13:35:00.000-06:00

Shit, I love your blog! But I am affraid that I am going to have to read all this good stuff from home. At work, and haven't had a chance. Been real busy.

Nanoo, nanoo.

Where can I get me a probe like that?For.. uh.. sc...

2006-02-20T12:28:00.000-06:00

Where can I get me a probe like that?
For.. uh.. scientific purposes y'understand...

Excellent ending to an excellent story, Phoenix.Bu...

2006-02-20T07:26:00.000-06:00

Excellent ending to an excellent story, Phoenix.

But whoa!! That anal probe was MUCH MUCH bigger than I thought it was going to be! Poor Bob will never be the same again! :)

I really enjoyed your Bob Trilogy, specifically th...

2006-02-19T21:15:00.000-06:00

I really enjoyed your Bob Trilogy, specifically the eyewitness drawings. The Pam Anderson stick figure was a hoot.

I am still going to always focus on science, but i...

2006-02-19T20:15:00.000-06:00

I am still going to always focus on science, but in a humorous light. But I'm also going to do more first-hand stuff. I'm going to get more personally involved with some of my stories.

I hope it'll be just as entertaining.

some cool pics Phoenix...so u turned into a UFO An...

2006-02-19T19:41:00.000-06:00

some cool pics Phoenix...so u turned into a UFO Analyst in my absence? :)

Keshi.

I've never tried Beano, nor do I know anyone that'...

2006-02-19T18:15:00.000-06:00

I've never tried Beano, nor do I know anyone that's taken it.

Maybe I should do a Beano experiment/trial of my own.

Wow, nice story P loved the pics, maybe there was ...

2006-02-19T11:45:00.000-06:00

Wow, nice story P loved the pics, maybe there was something in it with the metal detector guys out there too.

Btw when you said Beano I thought you meant the Beano childerens comic ( Dennis the menace etc) Heh

delmer and day dreamer...hmmmm...I agree.buffy and...

2006-02-19T11:11:00.000-06:00

delmer and day dreamer...hmmmm...I agree.

buffy and weirdgirl, watch out for those flying grilled cheese sandwiches. If you find one with Jesus on it, keep it and auction it off on Ebay.

Sar, Thanks. I didn't want to cause him anymore stress.

jamie dawn, at the lake, and karen, That's right - the threat is very real.

laura, Good point. I'll consider that.

anhoni, I was gone for more than a week to do this interview. I wanted to focus on this one man's story.

Ibseahag, No. But if his wife reads this, he probably will be.

Jillian, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

LOL about the Beano, however a VERY nice ending to...

2006-02-18T21:20:00.000-06:00

LOL about the Beano, however a VERY nice ending to a good bedtime story. ;-) Well, not so much STORY as I want to thank you for the experience, really.

Well, not your experience but you get the picture ha ha.

Hope your weekend was good Phoenix (however close it is to being over...boo)

Hmmm...is Bob single?

2006-02-18T11:02:00.000-06:00

Hmmm...is Bob single?

Phoenix, when do you have the time to do this??And...

2006-02-17T21:04:00.000-06:00

Phoenix, when do you have the time to do this??

And why does Bob stock "Preparation-H"??

Beano works.

Does Beano really work?I figured you might know fr...

2006-02-17T18:53:00.000-06:00

Does Beano really work?
I figured you might know from personal experience, you know, being a scientist and all.

Great story! After this third episode, I'm a belie...

2006-02-17T18:52:00.000-06:00

Great story! After this third episode, I'm a believer!

I believe with that X-Files episode where it is re...

2006-02-17T15:28:00.000-06:00

I believe with that X-Files episode where it is really just the government doing experiments.

don't underestimate the Aliens, especially the B**...

2006-02-17T15:15:00.000-06:00

don't underestimate the Aliens, especially the B****s

That "fern" changes everything. If it wasn't for ...

2006-02-17T15:05:00.000-06:00

That "fern" changes everything.
If it wasn't for your indepth investigative reporting, I would have thought that Bob just had a wild, drug induced fantasy. Those pics of the UFO in the sky made a believer out of me.
I'm just glad you lived to share this with us.