tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post116957874699003023..comments2008-12-19T18:18:41.165-06:00The Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11571082583740830927noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1170008411478327992007-01-28T12:20:00.000-06:002007-01-28T12:20:00.000-06:002007-01-28T12:20:00.000-06:00That last one... oy! I guess they hadn't made registered for chemistry or bio classes yet.the weirdgirlhttp://weirdgirl.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169839656994122092007-01-26T13:27:00.000-06:002007-01-26T13:27:00.000-06:002007-01-26T13:27:00.000-06:00Ah the Darwin Awards. Good times.<BR/><BR/>That's when I can reminisce on all the dumb shit I did as a kid and be amazed I survived...and didn't wind up in the book. Phew.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169836960245664232007-01-26T12:42:00.000-06:002007-01-26T12:42:00.000-06:002007-01-26T12:42:00.000-06:00Poor Jason and Sara. At least they went out laughing, with really high-pitched Munchkin voices.<BR/>Not many people can say they did THAT!Jamie Dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169820845634187402007-01-26T08:14:00.000-06:002007-01-26T08:14:00.000-06:002007-01-26T08:14:00.000-06:00angel, And you should probably refrain from singing it henceforth.<BR/><BR/>fated, it's happiness at the expense of others.<BR/><BR/>ozy, I also appreciate those that do crossword puzzles. <BR/><BR/>tai, (snicker) yup, I know what you mean.<BR/><BR/>butterfly, I wondered that same thing too. There was a car full of RPGs, actually, so he was planning to scrap all of them.<BR/><BR/>dan, Oxygen - very important.<BR/><BR/>david, I really do think the person that designed that sign made an error. At first, I thought it was part of the gag, but now, I believe it's a grammatical mistake.The Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11571082583740830927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169820648264953252007-01-26T08:10:00.000-06:002007-01-26T08:10:00.000-06:002007-01-26T08:10:00.000-06:00haly-o, no it's not bad. I'm sure the deceased are laughing too.<BR/><BR/>phats, but at least you'll be famous.<BR/><BR/>brianalt and stephanie, Right on!<BR/><BR/>amoeba, Yes, we are sick sick puppies.<BR/><BR/>tim, It boggles the mind. Stupidity, just plain stupidity.<BR/><BR/>zen wizard, only through death can they permanently remove their inferior genes from the pool.The Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11571082583740830927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169817139065940142007-01-26T07:12:00.000-06:002007-01-26T07:12:00.000-06:002007-01-26T07:12:00.000-06:00The only thing funnier than these awards is the fact that the banner at the bottom mocking them for being stupid has a typo.<BR/><BR/>Long live Darwin!<BR/><BR/>-- davidDavid Amulethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15600824721922130389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169816765954797452007-01-26T07:06:00.000-06:002007-01-26T07:06:00.000-06:002007-01-26T07:06:00.000-06:00A Zen teacher once asked an assembly of monks "What's the most important thing in life?"<BR/>"Food," said one.<BR/>"Work," said another.<BR/>"The pursuit of truth," said a third.<BR/>The teacher signaled for a monk to step forward. Grabbing the monk's head, he dunked it in a tub of water and held it down until the monk gave up gasping for breath.<BR/><BR/>The assembly understood.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169773843643667642007-01-25T19:10:00.000-06:002007-01-25T19:10:00.000-06:002007-01-25T19:10:00.000-06:00On that first one:<BR/>So a R.P.G. just happened to be at the place where he worked???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169763941774914882007-01-25T16:25:00.000-06:002007-01-25T16:25:00.000-06:002007-01-25T16:25:00.000-06:00LOVE the Darwin Awards.<BR/>The give 'runner up' prizes to those who haven't killed themselves but HAVE managed to ensure they never reproduce.<BR/>If you know what I mean.<BR/>And I think you do.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169761237395601892007-01-25T15:40:00.000-06:002007-01-25T15:40:00.000-06:002007-01-25T15:40:00.000-06:00I always truly appreciate when people do all they can to improve the human gene poolozymandiazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891897071966903895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169753734701650282007-01-25T13:35:00.000-06:002007-01-25T13:35:00.000-06:002007-01-25T13:35:00.000-06:00Haha! Wow. I don't think I've heard a Billy Blanks reference in like a year. Took me a second there to figure that one out.<BR/><BR/>It is true, these people make us all look absolutely fabulous.Fatedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17243514731187103729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169752338940826832007-01-25T13:12:00.000-06:002007-01-25T13:12:00.000-06:002007-01-25T13:12:00.000-06:00I love the Lollipop Guild. My buddies and I use to sing that song, with dance, while drunk. It impressed our girlfriends (or at least amused them--incidently, none of us are with the girls that we use to sing that to anymore. And we haven't sung it since).angel, jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169747003814179372007-01-25T11:43:00.000-06:002007-01-25T11:43:00.000-06:002007-01-25T11:43:00.000-06:00Geez, does the recipient have to KILL HIMSELF?<BR/><BR/>Can't he just get a vasectomy?<BR/><BR/>(Oh, wait, that would be SMART...)Zen Wizardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189180115873376435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169744103500726642007-01-25T10:55:00.000-06:002007-01-25T10:55:00.000-06:002007-01-25T10:55:00.000-06:00What about the dude that looked into his car's gas tank using a match?<BR/>Or the guy that took to the web cam and indicated to his viewers that he had a handle on his drug use. He then began with a Jeeba and went on to mushrooms and klonopin, methodone and vicodin as a prelude to others. His chat buds tried to stop him and even called the police. His mom found him dead and his brother had this to say. "It seems like the group mentality really contributed to it. These people treat it like somehow it's not the real world. They forget it's not just words on a screen."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169739021304367352007-01-25T09:30:00.000-06:002007-01-25T09:30:00.000-06:002007-01-25T09:30:00.000-06:00I love the Darwin awards!stephaniehttp://stephanie-austin.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169737809653533312007-01-25T09:10:00.000-06:002007-01-25T09:10:00.000-06:002007-01-25T09:10:00.000-06:00Ah, Schadenfreude. A fitting emotion for a nation that's voted for the people who keep sending our soldiers to Iraq. Twice.the amoebahttp://oceallaighspubs.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169734764592339942007-01-25T08:19:00.000-06:002007-01-25T08:19:00.000-06:002007-01-25T08:19:00.000-06:00Gotta love it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169701439232701002007-01-24T23:03:00.000-06:002007-01-24T23:03:00.000-06:002007-01-24T23:03:00.000-06:00I hope I never win this award! that would suck, well wait i'd be deadPhatshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11114392448002493307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169697402869399932007-01-24T21:56:00.000-06:002007-01-24T21:56:00.000-06:002007-01-24T21:56:00.000-06:00Wow! That's some crazy sh--! Is it bad that this post made me laugh? ;)Haley-Ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02913083196967798369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169696094518991182007-01-24T21:34:00.000-06:002007-01-24T21:34:00.000-06:002007-01-24T21:34:00.000-06:00cube and michelle, It's best for the rest of us. Survival is dependent on these people "exiting the building."<BR/><BR/>goddess, I think the death of me will involve a toaster or some other very normal piece of kitchen gadgetry.<BR/><BR/>keshi, They didn't play the fool. They WERE fools.<BR/><BR/>mr. shife, One of my all-time favorite Darwin Award was the bus driver that ran in front of his rolling bus. Did he think he was Superman???<BR/><BR/>KC, I know! Your/You're mistakes is actually a HUGE pet peeve of mine.<BR/><BR/>Pissy, Thanks senorita!The Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11571082583740830927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169695917563413902007-01-24T21:31:00.001-06:002007-01-24T21:31:00.001-06:002007-01-24T21:31:00.001-06:00godwhacker, Thanks!<BR/><BR/>curare, I love the Darwins too. It's evidence that truth can be stranger than fiction.<BR/><BR/>kim, There are so many dumb people out there.<BR/><BR/>fated, Compared to them, I am as fit as Billy Blanks.<BR/><BR/>grafs, There's nothing on a transcript concerning common sense.The Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11571082583740830927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169695887600486522007-01-24T21:31:00.000-06:002007-01-24T21:31:00.000-06:002007-01-24T21:31:00.000-06:00Those were so great!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for posting them!Big Pissyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16565212574367917154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169695263545900272007-01-24T21:21:00.000-06:002007-01-24T21:21:00.000-06:002007-01-24T21:21:00.000-06:00I always look forward to the yearly Darwin awards. Thanks for posting them!<BR/><BR/>The picture at the bottom of the post should say "you're", not "your". Maybe that's why he's a moron.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169682626890739752007-01-24T17:50:00.000-06:002007-01-24T17:50:00.000-06:002007-01-24T17:50:00.000-06:00Just natures way of thinning the herd. But man what a crappy way to go.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1169682169800343692007-01-24T17:42:00.000-06:002007-01-24T17:42:00.000-06:002007-01-24T17:42:00.000-06:00LOL ok while these were funny stories, there's a serious message in there...dun try to play the fool with life.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.com