tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post8114617537439452919..comments2007-10-04T14:13:35.373-05:00Comments on The Phoenix: I Wanna New DrugThe Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11571082583740830927noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-1047135883683721912007-10-04T14:13:00.000-05:002007-10-04T14:13:00.000-05:002007-10-04T14:13:00.000-05:00Oh my, this post had me rolling!I'm so glad I only...Oh my, this post had me rolling!<BR/><BR/>I'm so glad I only take occasional Tylenol!!!La Chanson de Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03808321718135225905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-54147283547640201912007-09-19T08:45:00.000-05:002007-09-19T08:45:00.000-05:002007-09-19T08:45:00.000-05:00You know, for someone who sells Viagra on a daily ...You know, for someone who sells Viagra on a daily basis I should've seen that coming.<BR/><BR/>I lol'd.Orhan Kahnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16888125796129754219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-36730677330511370592007-09-16T12:02:00.000-05:002007-09-16T12:02:00.000-05:002007-09-16T12:02:00.000-05:00I saw a girl walking around the mall the other day...I saw a girl walking around the mall the other day in brown pants and I thought to myself - I bet she's taking Alli! <BR/><BR/>It does remind me of the old olestra warnings on low fat potato chips warning that these Pringles might cause anal leakage. Mmm.... <BR/><BR/>I guess that insane amounts of random pooping IS a weight loss method. Though in some countries that's called diarrhea and it's deadly. USA! USA!kimhttp://archphoenix.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-86664489806781042522007-09-14T15:59:00.000-05:002007-09-14T15:59:00.000-05:002007-09-14T15:59:00.000-05:00Personally, I'm a fan of hypersexuality, ESPECIALL...Personally, I'm a fan of hypersexuality, ESPECIALLY when there are oily stools involved. Hook me up, Holmes!Yawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07102866911342689632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-31273608959207746302007-09-13T21:32:00.000-05:002007-09-13T21:32:00.000-05:002007-09-13T21:32:00.000-05:00Isn't RLS one of the signs of hypersexuality?Doesn...Isn't RLS one of the signs of hypersexuality?<BR/><BR/>Doesn't RLS go hand-in-hand with hypersexuality?<BR/><BR/>There's a joke there somewhere. I'm just dancing all around it.delmerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07131005099349838185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-29500323771711005282007-09-13T13:04:00.000-05:002007-09-13T13:04:00.000-05:002007-09-13T13:04:00.000-05:00"This gives new meaning to the term spontaneous co..."This gives new meaning to the term spontaneous combustion. "<BR/>ROFL you kill me!!!<BR/><BR/>Once, I took Alka Seltzer Plus Cold medicine. I had such a horrible reaction to it, I'll NEVER even BUY it. I turned all white and clammy and my heart felt like it was coming out of my chest. (No chest comments, please ;)DaBichhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17526399549691822851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-2957423933381194382007-09-13T12:51:00.000-05:002007-09-13T12:51:00.000-05:002007-09-13T12:51:00.000-05:00Right now my choice of drug is coffee. And, eh, th...Right now my choice of drug is coffee. And, eh, the occasional beer here and there. I've tried Ambien when I had sleep issues, and all it did was cause a weird groogy feeling. As well as the food cavings right before sleep. Horrible!The Egghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01336604254549934374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-40154945363089175622007-09-12T18:55:00.000-05:002007-09-12T18:55:00.000-05:002007-09-12T18:55:00.000-05:00Fingers crossed!Fingers crossed!Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13158409505328990008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-88447450652658806642007-09-12T07:17:00.000-05:002007-09-12T07:17:00.000-05:002007-09-12T07:17:00.000-05:00Ambien gives me some whacked out dreams but I love...Ambien gives me some whacked out dreams but I love the stuff!<BR/><BR/>And The PK takes Requip (because at one point, I swear I was going to use a meat cleaver on his legs when we went to bed and chop those busy skinny things off at the hip). I'd heard the commercial for Requip but never really paid much attention because all those drug commercials have <I>"If you experience, blah blah blah..."</I> Then one evening, he's like <I>"Have you ever really listened to the side effects of those pills?"</I><BR/><BR/>I couldn't believe it...gambling and hypersexuality??? Amazing.<BR/><BR/>Guess I need to keep a closer eyes on him, huh? ;)Stacy The Peanut Queenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16444045043505984253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-2034471320241640452007-09-11T19:56:00.000-05:002007-09-11T19:56:00.000-05:002007-09-11T19:56:00.000-05:00I love it when you do posts like this on drugs! So...I love it when you do posts like this on drugs! Sorry I've been gone for a while, but I'm back now and ready to hear more!Sassy Blondiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03387722604118606353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-80622330198773922702007-09-11T17:44:00.000-05:002007-09-11T17:44:00.000-05:002007-09-11T17:44:00.000-05:00Oily stools should be avoided at all cost! That's...Oily stools should be avoided at all cost! <BR/>That's simply hitonious!!!<BR/><BR/>Ambien caused my hubby to have weird hallucinations. He'd walk around and look like he was wide awake, but he wasn't. He saw monkeys dancing and sinks floating. Totally bizarre. He can't take that stuff because of the side effects.<BR/><BR/>Those Viva Viagra guys sound entirely TOO perky. <BR/>Well, I guess Viagra's benefits outweigh any side effects.Jamie Dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-10784436635247310392007-09-11T10:41:00.000-05:002007-09-11T10:41:00.000-05:002007-09-11T10:41:00.000-05:00I remember another diet drug that caused oily stoo...I remember another diet drug that caused oily stool leakage. The name of the drug escapes me, but I thought why would you take something that caused you to leak?<BR/>I also remember my biology teacher telling me about a diet drug that contained the egg of a tapeworm--and that people took it not knowing it was there. They lost weight, but started leaking worm tails!!angel, jr.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-56552700142346673552007-09-10T21:30:00.000-05:002007-09-10T21:30:00.000-05:002007-09-10T21:30:00.000-05:00so far so good...no meds in my life. but I know I'...so far so good...no meds in my life. but I know I'd hv to catch up with the trend sooner or later. :)<BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-10550587055241991052007-09-10T19:06:00.000-05:002007-09-10T19:06:00.000-05:002007-09-10T19:06:00.000-05:00dang, cursed with the misplaced modifier! of cou...dang, cursed with the misplaced modifier! of course you'd know that the bridge wasn't wearing brown polyester pants :-)Kyahgirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-11854715903369646812007-09-10T19:02:00.000-05:002007-09-10T19:02:00.000-05:002007-09-10T19:02:00.000-05:00oh how I've missed the Phoenix. I had such a great...oh how I've missed the Phoenix. I had such a great giggle reading this post. sorry, I know, serious subject but you made it very funny.<BR/><BR/>*waddles away to jump off a bridge wearing brown polyester pants*Kyahgirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-52690489964701379202007-09-10T18:44:00.000-05:002007-09-10T18:44:00.000-05:002007-09-10T18:44:00.000-05:00That Viagra commercial makes me want to gag. It's ...That Viagra commercial makes me want to gag. It's embarrassing. Really.KChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10300302671699284234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-22042606098987323072007-09-10T17:53:00.000-05:002007-09-10T17:53:00.000-05:002007-09-10T17:53:00.000-05:00that's why i stick with time honored classics like...that's why i stick with time honored classics like LSD. at least you don't have to pack brown pants for your next trip.<BR/><BR/>:) (kidding)On My Watchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03596696073997934432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-79634144048812482542007-09-10T16:02:00.000-05:002007-09-10T16:02:00.000-05:002007-09-10T16:02:00.000-05:00That damn Viagra commercial gives me the creeps. ...That damn Viagra commercial gives me the creeps. What marketing genius thought THAT was a good idea. Blecccchhh!mojotekhttp://gangstas-hugs.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-58096693520716713012007-09-10T15:47:00.000-05:002007-09-10T15:47:00.000-05:002007-09-10T15:47:00.000-05:00As far as drugs are concerned, I listen to what my...As far as drugs are concerned, I listen to what my doctor and my body tells me, then go from there.Karenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16583773305351498372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-50133203248032314532007-09-10T08:54:00.000-05:002007-09-10T08:54:00.000-05:002007-09-10T08:54:00.000-05:00I remember that song.One that won't make me sick.I remember that song.<BR/><BR/>One that won't make me sick.BrianAlthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10489041160140300669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-84014175162545828692007-09-10T08:44:00.000-05:002007-09-10T08:44:00.000-05:002007-09-10T08:44:00.000-05:00Brown pants.... LOL!I'm going to have to take a l...Brown pants.... LOL!<BR/><BR/>I'm going to have to take a look at one of those bottles of Alli the next time I'm at Wal Mart. <BR/><BR/>Seriously, though, I know someone who had actually taken Alli and the warnings are right on the money. She has had more then one 'accident' as a result of taking this medication.Sherrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14879070306543787416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-20500968813997414542007-09-10T00:47:00.000-05:002007-09-10T00:47:00.000-05:002007-09-10T00:47:00.000-05:00You know it's hilarious but when I was last away o...You know it's hilarious but when I was last away on business I saw an ad for a drug that helped with restless leg syndrome and it talked about impulses and compulsive gambling also. I found it very funny. Imagine these drugs in the wrong hands. I'm not really sure the side effects are worth it.<BR/><BR/>"Excuse me ma'am, I think you have a gambling problem." <BR/><BR/>"Oh no no, it's just restless leg syndrome."Fatedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11003313667274508430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-29527256167177561192007-09-09T23:12:00.000-05:002007-09-09T23:12:00.000-05:002007-09-09T23:12:00.000-05:00Gheezus - what is this world coming too, honestly?...Gheezus - what is this world coming too, honestly?<BR/><BR/>Makes me want to take drugs that have only been on the market for at LEAST a year, if not longer in order for any serious side effects to be put on the bottle so that I am well informed of the medicine I might take.<BR/><BR/>And that sucks about the oily poop - the website that said to just wear brown pants is just messed up, really...Jillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04843483975162072073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-66476462155729402762007-09-09T23:09:00.000-05:002007-09-09T23:09:00.000-05:002007-09-09T23:09:00.000-05:00I'm on seven separate meds, three of them for my c...I'm on seven separate meds, three of them for my cholesterol, and I can testify to the fact that they can affect your "digestive" system. TMI, I know, but hey. shit happens...Brucehttp://redbirdsfan.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12206171.post-51403877040706547282007-09-09T22:27:00.000-05:002007-09-09T22:27:00.000-05:002007-09-09T22:27:00.000-05:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n5rnMbwQb4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n5rnMbwQb4Jenniferwww.spaghettiharvest.comnoreply@blogger.com